Oh, and before I sucked his dick, I gave him a boner by rubbing him through his jeans. His mom yelled for him ‘cause she needed help with something, so he was stuck helping her with a massive boner.
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Ya know what you should do?
You should follow my other blog. That’s what you should do. :P
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We really need to start having sex earlier in the day. I’m always wide awake and hyper afterward.
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Text from my sister...
- Sister: Have you ever heard squirrels fight? They sound like dogs. There were squirrels fighting in the ceiling the other night. I couldn't help but think of what they were saying to one another. My thoughts made it comical. It was like...
- Squirrel #1: "Excuse me Sir, those are my nuts."
- Squirrel #2: "No Sir, I found them. They are mine."
- Squirrel #1: "Well that isn't rightly fair. now is it?! I sat them down right there so I could run to pee. It's very unsanitary to take your food with you to the loo."
- Squirrel #2: "Yeah, well what do you want me to do about it? I found them, I'm keeping them."
- Sister: Thus the scrap ensues.
- Me: ...