Text from my sister...
- Sister: Have you ever heard squirrels fight? They sound like dogs. There were squirrels fighting in the ceiling the other night. I couldn't help but think of what they were saying to one another. My thoughts made it comical. It was like...
- Squirrel #1: "Excuse me Sir, those are my nuts."
- Squirrel #2: "No Sir, I found them. They are mine."
- Squirrel #1: "Well that isn't rightly fair. now is it?! I sat them down right there so I could run to pee. It's very unsanitary to take your food with you to the loo."
- Squirrel #2: "Yeah, well what do you want me to do about it? I found them, I'm keeping them."
- Sister: Thus the scrap ensues.
- Me: ...
That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you’re the only one who still thinks that it’s hilarious.
(Source: missredaholic)
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